in an average size parish, you would be expected to
be a housekeeper (Father, the windowsills are dusty!)
day-care-center teacher, (Can you teach the three year olds about baptism?)
cook (Father is preparing his fabulous Jerk Chicken for the barbecue!)
computer operator (Father, have you updated our web-page? And we aren't getting your emails.)
facilities manager (Father, can we have our baptismal party? Can we bring beer? No Balloons?)
van driver (Edna needs a ride to the doctor, Father. Are you free on Wednesday?)
CEO (we can't pay the bills, Father. Can you wait on your reimbursement check?)
and psychologist (Father, I want to kill my husband).
Thus, in order to be a good Father, you should probably be a Mom.
And the pay sould be $134 grand.